August 1 2014, 3am


Now. What is your answer, Levi?!

(Source: revaill)


August 1 2014, 3am


ivies:

today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”


August 1 2014, 3am


iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”


August 1 2014, 3am


shigubaru:

"do you like sports?"

sport?

image

yeah

image

totally

image

love the sport


August 1 2014, 3am


spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)


August 1 2014, 3am


pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

(Source: sakura-milk)


August 1 2014, 3am


isatigger13:

How my internet addiction started 


August 1 2014, 3am


bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better


August 1 2014, 3am


iguanamouth:

two UNUSUAL HOARD commissions for matt, i never want to draw another spoon in my entire life (but breakfast sounds great)


August 1 2014, 3am


i-ran-over-oprah:

my kind of glory hole

(Source: kogyaru)


August 1 2014, 3am


radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

(Source: awwww-cute)


August 1 2014, 3am


hopeflakes:

When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post

image


August 1 2014, 3am


sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

(Source: epic-humor)