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"I’m on Tumblr mobile and can’t see the picture, but I’m 5000% sure that it’s-"
..and the full commitment of a Doctor Who actor. (What a weird old job it is)
whenever i feel pretty good about myself, this pretty girl comes by and my self esteem drops again
stop walking by mirrors
damn, that was smooth.
this is a metaphor for my life
why are most villains associated with dark stuff why can’t we have a villain who likes pink lacy pillows and rainbows and ponies
*does the cup song with the goblet of fire*
you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS
OLD WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE NAKED
I’m gonna be 86 years old and show up at your window jiggling my saggy fucking tits and wrinkly ass arms just to spite you
This gif accurately portrays how I play any game ever.
Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup
sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
And so it begins..